Open Letters...

Dear Napster,

I love you, trust me when I say that. I lovingly pay your monthly fee and explore your depths often. But if you do not put Marina and The Diamonds on your play bill soon, I will be forced to cut you off.

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Dear Pregnant People of the World,

Leave me alone. Stop projecting your dreams on to me.

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Dear Falafel vendor,

I am pretty positive that what I ate was NOT in fact falafel. Why??

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Dear brother in law Dave,

You can move out now. Thanks.

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Dear hands,

I know that I wash you 200 times a day (very literally) but stop being so cracked already. I put lotion and bag balm on you constantly, yet you are still pissed off. PLease forgive me?

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Dear people who talk about private things publicly,

Go on and shut up already!

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Simple things I am thankful for....

1. Waking up early and knowing I get to sleep for a few more hours.
2. Hyrum coming home safely from work.
3. My JOB!
4. Our daily ladies lunch followed by a cuppa.
5. My super sexy car.
6. Banana whipped cream cake.